The Joker Uses A #2 Pencil, Mike Myers Flops And More Of Our Favorite Summer Movie Moments
Five superhero movies, four animated films, three $300 million blockbusters, two Brendan Fraser movies and one partridge in a pear tree later, summer 2008 is finally winding down.
What was the best of the summer season? Forget rankings or official lists 8212; we decided instead to hand out a whole slew of crazy awards to our favorite moments, performances and movies from the past three months.
Summer8217;s Biggest Hero, Inanimate Object Division
The refrigerator. Not only does a fridge shield Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast, thereby saving his life, but a fridge also protects a plant in 8220;Wall-E,8221; signaling to humans that the planet is ready for mankind8217;s return.
Summer8217;s Biggest Villain, Inanimate Object Division
The pencil. Used by the Joker in 8220;The Dark Knight8221; for his 8220;magic trick,8221; and by an extra to commit suicide in 8220;The Happening,8221; the writing utensil has more confirmed kills than 8220;Hulk8221; villain Emil Blonsky and 8220;Iron Man8221; villain Obadiah Stane combined.
Best Performance, Comedy
James Franco, for his stoner-turned-action-hero Saul in 8220;Pineapple Express.8221;
Best Robert Downey Jr.-Assisted Cameo, 8220;Tropic Thunder8221; Division
In a movie chock full of cameos, Tobey Maguire gets the biggest laughs alongside Robert Downey Jr.8217;s Kirk Lazarus as a gay medieval monk in a trailer for the fake movie 8220;Satan8217;s Alley.8221;
Best Robert Downey Jr.-Assisted Cameo, Non-8221;Tropic Thunder8221; Division
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark at the end of 8220;The Incredible Hulk.8221; This scene (which director Louis Leterrier called 8220;the first shot of 8216;The Avengers8217; 8220;) also doubles as the best setup in recent memory.
Most Inexplicable Trend
Sending animals to space in animated movies, seen twice within a month with the releases of 8220;Space Chimps8221; and 8220;Fly Me to the Moon.8221;
Idea That You Thought Was Going to Be Lame, But Turned Out to Be Awesome
The Joker explaining his backstory in 8220;The Dark Knight.8221;
Idea That You Thought Was Going to Be Awesome, But Turned Out to Be Lame
Karen Allen returning as Marion Ravenwood in 8220;Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.8221;
The 8220;I Bet You Didn8217;t Know I Was a Box-Office Record Breaker8221; Award
8220;Mamma Mia,8221; which will soon surpass 8220;Grease8221; as the highest grossing musical in history.
Most Intentionally Funny Cultural Stereotype
John Turturro8217;s deliciously over-the-top performance as Palestinian terrorist the Phantom in 8220;You Don8217;t Mess With the Zohan.8221;
Most Unintentionally Funny Cultural Stereotype
The ambiguously gay Hutt, Ziro, in 8220;Star Wars: The Clone Wars.8221;
Best Dismissive Attitude Toward a Character8217;s History
Agent Scully, whose child is done away with in one line of dialogue from 8220;The X-Files: I Want to Believe.8221;
Biggest Fall for a 2007 Oscar Nominee in the Category of Best Supporting Actor (Runner Up)
Mark Wahlberg, for talking to a plant, realizing he8217;s talking to a<